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svveden:

Last night after my girlfriend and I had sex she looked me straight in the eye and said “good job sheriff” and made guns with her hands

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merrychristo:

mom… dad… im batman

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I MADE THIS POST NEARLY A YEAR AGO CAN WE STOP

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emilyandali:

can we just acknowledge mcgonagall’s face here?

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"what a fucking nerd."

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  • Innocent gamer boy man: Wow I can't wait for another day of shoving NES cartridges up my asshole
  • Mean angry sjw feminazi: I  am  femmebot6000. 
  • My  pronouns  are  straw/strawman/
  • strawself.
  • Gaemer guy: Holy fuck
  • SJW: I  am  here  to  delete  all  your 
  • video  games  forever...  Unless 
  • they're  Gone  Home! 
  • Prepare  to  have  fun  eradicated!
  • Gamer: Nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
  • *Sjw sends a virus to poor gamer's computer called ANITA_SARSLEEZYAN.exe
  • Gamer tries to open up steam.... but instead there's a popup that says "steam, more like steaming pile of shit!!!!!!"
  • Gamer [crying]: why would youo do this mean thing?
  • SJW [with an illuminati pyramid for a face]: Because  I  am  a 
  • gender  witch  and  I  hate  fun!
  • Mario [turning towards the camera and lowering his hat while a tear rolls down his face]: It's-a game over.
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scenicroutes:

naruhodos:

is this the rise of the brave tangled frozen dragons

no actually it’s even better than that
this is a still from a 1990 television special entitled, “cartoon all-stars to the rescue,” which, literally, was absolutely nothing but half an hour of beloved children’s cartoon characters attempting to get that kid in the blue to stop smoking pot.
it opens with a brief clip of george h.w. bush and barbara bush sitting in the oval office, petting their dog. the president of the united states looks into the camera and says, “some of your favourite cartoon characters will help you understand how drugs and alcohol can ruin your life.”
and that brief clip alone would be worth the price of admission but then we get into the actual story, which begins with a teenage boy smashing his kid sister’s piggy bank to buy pot. while alvin and the chipmunks look on in abject terror. and winnie the pooh exclaims, “oh my!” and then the kid runs off to buy pot in an alley and bugs bunny appears out of nowhere dressed as a cop, picks a joint off the pavement, and launches into an anti-drug spiel.
it’s actually really not the kind of thing that can be put into words so here’s the full half-hour video, knock yourself out

I had to watch this entire thing twice in school

sana-kan:

scenicroutes:

naruhodos:

is this the rise of the brave tangled frozen dragons

no actually it’s even better than that

this is a still from a 1990 television special entitled, “cartoon all-stars to the rescue,” which, literally, was absolutely nothing but half an hour of beloved children’s cartoon characters attempting to get that kid in the blue to stop smoking pot.

it opens with a brief clip of george h.w. bush and barbara bush sitting in the oval office, petting their dog. the president of the united states looks into the camera and says, “some of your favourite cartoon characters will help you understand how drugs and alcohol can ruin your life.”

and that brief clip alone would be worth the price of admission but then we get into the actual story, which begins with a teenage boy smashing his kid sister’s piggy bank to buy pot. while alvin and the chipmunks look on in abject terror. and winnie the pooh exclaims, “oh my!” and then the kid runs off to buy pot in an alley and bugs bunny appears out of nowhere dressed as a cop, picks a joint off the pavement, and launches into an anti-drug spiel.

it’s actually really not the kind of thing that can be put into words so here’s the full half-hour video, knock yourself out

I had to watch this entire thing twice in school

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radical-beta:

when someone you don’t like loves the same song as you

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orbsteeb:

lemme just change into my pajamas. the ol PJs. jammies. lil jammy jammers. jam jams. my sleeper slippers + hush bonnet. dream garb. slumber pumps. nightmare raiment. hypnic haltertop. gotta go for a snooze cruise w/ my sleep peeps  

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yxnnick:

to bae or not bae that’s the question

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somnifik:

my anaconda scares the shit out of me

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resights:

Sometimes I wonder if people think I’m annoying when I talk.

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tohdaryl:

Paranormal investigations can often be intrusive to the dead. Especially when they are having sexy time. 

tohdaryl:

Paranormal investigations can often be intrusive to the dead. Especially when they are having sexy time. 

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incision:

Trying to stay awake in a boring class

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accurate

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earthmoss:

train seat patterns from my trip to japan

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